"You silly sod! You've got the whole thing on the wrong way."
Wisdom
"Get on with it!"
Motivation
"This parrot is dead. It is no more. It has ceased to be."
Death
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay."
"We want... a shrubbery!"
Humor
"This is your life, make something of it."
Life
"He's a wizard! A very naughty wizard."
Imagination
"That's capitalism for you."
Politics
"What kind of talk is that? You're potty."
Humor
"You've got to engage with the world around you."
Wisdom
"I didn't vote for you."
Politics
"Help, help, I'm being repressed!"
Freedom
"We are no longer the knights who say Ni!"
Change
"Right, you're leaving me no choice. You've forced me into this."
Motivation
"Shh! I'm working for the Black Widow, the spy who works for no man."
Adventure
"One day, lad, all this will be yours."
"This is as good as it gets."
Happiness
"You're a hopeless case, you are."
Humor
"What is your name, what is your quest?"
Knowledge
"There are more creative ways to resolve this than violence."
Creativity
"People don't expect the unexpected."
Wisdom
"You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring!"
Humor
"Time is the fire in which we burn."
Time
"The Truth is out there, somewhere."
Truth
"I'm told that all men are born equal."
Justice
"What makes you think you're so smart?"
"You're a very foolish fellow."
Wisdom
"Can't you accept reality with good grace?"
"There's no denying that we've come a long way."
"The world's a weird place, better get used to it."
