Monty Python

"A man must be true to himself or lose everything."

"Owning a machine doesn't make one its master; mastery takes wisdom."

"Gumby brain surgery requires audacity and absolute absence of qualification."

"The apricot plantations are where dreams grow when watered properly."

"Television may seem inane, but it reveals truths about our nature."

"Forks versus spoons—sometimes arguments hinge on trivial semantics."

"A job interview's true test is whether you'll fit the mold."

"Careers in banking or insurance require selling bits of yourself."

"The Bright Side of Life persists even when we're being crucified."

"Nobody has ever been more right than the man convinced of his rightness."

"Constant virginity maintenance requires different techniques than expected."

"Brian of Nazareth teaches us that heroes are often reluctant."

"Shall we have a pogrom? Some suggestions require firm rejection."

"Life of Brian shows that meaning-making is a personal responsibility."

"Always look on the bright side when facing your doom."

"Roman crucifixion and song demonstrate resilience of human spirit."

"What have they given us apart from aqueducts, roads, and order?"

"Goat yoga teaches that sometimes animals understand life better."

"The philosopher's game of logic reveals that truth is elusive."

"Social climbing is easier when you stop worrying about dignity."

"A secret society revealed is no society at all."

"Nudity in art provokes thought; censorship fears our freedom."

"Hermits achieve enlightenment by getting away from human nonsense."

"Magic is just unexplained science; wonder comes from not knowing."

"I'm not dead yet, I feel fine!"

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

"We are the knights who say 'Ni!'"

"Always look on the bright side of life."

"Life's a piece of crap when you look at it."