Monty Python

"A wooden horse teaches that deception has limits and truth wins."

"The Book of Armaments shows us that precision matters in all things."

"Three shall be the number, and the number shall be three."

"Questions asked in darkness often receive enlightened answers."

"Be brave enough to ask 'What is your favorite color?' in any situation."

"Bridgekeeper riddles remind us that wisdom often hides in plain sight."

"Not all who wander are lost; some are on their way to purpose."

"A horse stands before you—imagination completes the picture."

"Kings are made, not born; merit matters more than birthright."

"Common people have wisdom that lords often lack entirely."

"Mud, mud, glorious mud—find joy in simple, earthy things."

"The infinite loop teaches that pattern recognition is vital knowledge."

"Even in silliness, there is structure and meaning underneath."

"Penguins on the television set—normality is a matter of perspective."

"The lumberjack paradox shows identity is fluid and self-created."

"Upperclass twits of the year—laughing at pretension creates freedom."

"Elections happen, then nothing changes; accept what you cannot control."

"The Ministry of Funny Walks declares that conformity suffocates joy."

"Every sperm is sacred, every egg sacred; all life has dignity."

"Christmas in Heaven differs greatly from Christmas on Earth below."

"Galaxy Song reminds us our worries are cosmic dust in time."

"The Universe is expanding; so too should our minds and compassion."

"Atomic Theory and cosmic structure suggest humility before vastness."

"We are stardust contemplating stars; that itself is miraculous."

"Bureaucracy can make mountains move—or make nothing move at all."

"A man seeking his lost identity may find something greater instead."

"The Spanish Inquisition returns when least expected; stay ready."

"Cardinal Biggles has a cannon; some authority is absurdly dangerous."

"Comfy chairs are the worst torture; comfort of mind matters most."

"Burning, rack, thumbscrews pale to mockery; words can wound deeply."