Monty Python

"The lumberjack sleeps all night and works all day."

"Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam!"

"You're not the messiah, you're a very naughty boy."

"How not to be seen: the first rule is don't be seen."

"I've had worse things than you up my nose."

"Dead parrot? This is an ex-parrot."

"He's not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy."

"Run away! Run away!"

"Knights of the round table, send your champion to me."

"It's just a flesh wound."

"We wants the redhead."

"Nudge nudge, know what I mean?"

"And now for something completely different."

"My name is Ralph and I am a Lorry."

"You are a bed of flowers to sleep on."

"There are some things that cut to the very heart of being English."

"I've never seen so much blood in my life."

"Have you ever thought about the Church?"

"This is a dead ant."

"What's your name? What's your quest? What is your favorite color?"

"You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together."

"Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."

"Is there someone else up there we could talk to?"

"What is this, a five-minute argument or the full argument?"

"No reputable witch would own a newt."

"Do you have any grapes? No? Then why do you have a sign?"

"We'll make so much blood and thunder, you'll think it's a romantic comedy."

"That's not an argument, that's contradiction!"

"The time has come to talk of many things."

"I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King!"