Norm Peterson

"Literature is good, but it's no match for a good conversation."

"Politics ruins friendships, but beer repairs them."

"War is hell, peace is a beer with your enemies."

"Technology can't improve the simple pleasure of a drink with friends."

"Nature is nice, but the bar is nicer."

"Faith is believing tomorrow will be better than today."

"My greatest achievement is maintaining my bar schedule."

"Humor is tragedy plus time, or plus drinks."

"Love is when she remembers your drink order."

"Happiness is a warm beer and good company."

"Wisdom is knowing the bartender's name."

"Life's too short to drink bad beer."

"A friend is someone who calls before showing up at your bar."

"Work hard so you can afford to drink hard."

"The best relationships are the ones that don't interfere with bar time."

"Success is relative, I've never been better off."

"Change is inevitable, like my liver damage."

"Courage is admitting you're an alcoholic at Cheers."

"Truth is I'm a simple man with simple needs: beer and peanuts."

"Hope is eternal, or at least until closing time."

"Kindness costs nothing, unlike drinks."

"Peace is found in the bottom of a glass."

"Adventure is what you call it when you go to a new bar."

"Beauty is subjective, but a cold beer is universally perfect."

"Knowledge is learning which beer pairs with which excuse."

"Time is what prevents everything from happening at once, and also ruining."

"Freedom is the absence of responsibility, or at least avoiding it."

"Art is expression, I express myself through beer consumption."

"Philosophy means knowing life doesn't have all the answers."

"Perseverance is coming back after a really bad day."