Norm Peterson

"Freedom is the ability to sit in a bar and not have anywhere else to be."

"Peace is just another word for being too tired to argue."

"Nature is God's way of saying he has a sense of humor."

"I appreciate art the way some people appreciate beer—not very much."

"Science has proven that I'm a fool, but I already knew that."

"I don't understand music, but I understand silence even less."

"My faith is in beer, women, and the possibility that I'm wrong about everything."

"Leaders are people I avoid whenever possible."

"Work is what you do to pay for beer."

"I dream of a world where I don't have to do anything."

"Life's too short to take seriously, and too long to not complain about it."

"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."

"Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the peanuts."

"I'm in a glass case of emotion."

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

"I don't have to be smart, I have to be happy."

"Work? That's what I do to afford my drinking habit."

"Cheers is my second home, the bar is my first."

"Relationships are like a bag of peanuts - once you start, you can't stop."

"Success is knowing when to keep your mouth shut and your glass full."

"The secret to life is showing up, preferably at opening time."

"I've got all the friends I need right here at the bar."

"Wisdom is knowing you don't know anything, so you might as well drink."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy beer, which is close enough."

"True love is finding someone who loves you as much as you love this bar."

"The only constant in life is change, and bad luck."

"I've learned that the best things in life come free, like refills."

"Courage is ordering another round when you know you shouldn't."

"A man is only as good as his word and his tab."

"Hope springs eternal, or at least until last call."