Norm Peterson

"The real measure of a man is how he treats the bartender."

"Peace of mind comes from a full glass and an empty mind."

"Life's greatest adventure is getting through each day sober."

"Beauty fades, but a good bar is forever."

"Knowledge is power, but ignorance is bliss, especially at the bar."

"Time flies when you're having fun, or at least when you're drunk."

"Freedom is the right to sit at a bar and mind your own business."

"Art is subjective, but a well-poured beer is objectively perfect."

"The philosophy of life can be summed up in one word: Cheers."

"Perseverance is showing up to the bar no matter what life throws at you."

"Leadership is buying the first round."

"Education is good, but nothing beats bar wisdom."

"Family are the people who accept you, even drunk."

"Dreams are what you have after your third beer."

"Imagination is what makes a boring night out interesting."

"Health is wealth, but I'm bankrupt."

"Strength comes from knowing when to give up and have a drink."

"Fear is just an emotion you can drink away."

"Power corrupts, absolute power means free drinks at the bar."

"Motivation is that feeling you get around happy hour."

"Inspiration comes from the bottom of a beer glass."

"Solitude is overrated when you've got a good bar."

"Patience is a virtue, but not in line for a drink."

"Death and taxes - the only two certainties, besides my bar tab."

"The truth is out there, but I'm staying in here."

"Creativity peaks around the second beer."

"Justice is subjective, especially after a few drinks."

"Music makes life beautiful, beer makes music beautiful."

"Science says you shouldn't drink too much, science is wrong."

"History is made at bars like this one."