Norm Peterson

"If you can't be good, at least be memorable. I'm unforgettable."

"I don't have a drinking problem. I have a problem without drinking."

"The fountain of youth exists. I think it's made of beer."

"I'm a simple man. I like beer, food, and the company of friends."

"The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected visit at just the right time."

"Everybody's got a little pain in their life. Some just hide it better than others."

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, even if he doesn't understand why."

"Life is like a glass of beer—you've got to hold it carefully or it spills everywhere."

"The problem with most people is they think too much about tomorrow and forget about today."

"I've learned that the best relationships are the ones where nobody expects too much."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery more comfortable."

"Work is what you do between beers."

"Success is knowing when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em."

"The truth is usually somewhere between what people say and what they mean."

"A good friend is someone who shows up when things get tough."

"I've never understood why people complain about getting older—beats the alternative."

"Love is like a good beer—it's best when it's fresh and shared with friends."

"The secret to happiness is low expectations and good company."

"Change is inevitable, like the seasons or a bad hangover."

"A man should know himself well enough to admit when he's wrong."

"Dreams are what you have when you're not paying attention to real life."

"Patience is something you develop when you've waited long enough."

"Real courage is admitting you don't know what you're doing."

"The best part of my day is when I get to see friendly faces at the bar."

"People spend their whole lives running from something instead of running toward it."

"A man's word should mean something, even if nobody's checking."

"Kindness is just common sense that most people forgot."

"The older you get, the more you realize how little you actually know."

"Life's too short to drink bad beer or keep bad company."

"Peace is what you find when you stop looking for it."