Norm Peterson

"The greatest invention of mankind is the beer opener."

"I don't fear death. I fear running out of beer before it happens."

"The secret to staying young is never learning anything."

"I've got more excuses than most people have achievements."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy beer, which is close."

"The mailman's life teaches you patience. Lots and lots of patience."

"I'm living proof that you can fail at everything and still show up."

"The real measure of a man is how he handles rejection. I drink."

"Health is a state of mind. Mine is beer-filled."

"I've never met a problem that a cold beer and I couldn't ignore together."

"The adventure of life is just finding a good bar."

"I'm not forgetful; I'm just living in a different timeline."

"Music and beer are the two languages everyone understands."

"The past is history, the future is a mystery, but a cold beer is a moment of truth."

"I once had a philosophy. Then I realized it was just gas."

"The only time I feel powerful is when I'm holding a beer with both hands."

"Literature is great. So is beer. I prefer beer."

"The freedom I cherish most is the freedom to be unsuccessful."

"I've got peace of mind. It's somewhere at the bottom of a beer mug."

"The kindest thing you can do for someone is buy them a drink."

"Strength doesn't come from muscles; it comes from knowing when to surrender."

"I'm grateful for three things: beer, more beer, and the hope of beer."

"The imagination is wonderful. Mine's been pickled."

"Technology is great until it gets between you and your beer."

"History is full of mistakes. I'm living in the present tense of mistakes."

"I was motivated once. Then I had a beer and forgot why."

"The only inspiration I need is the foam on a freshly poured beer."

"Solitude is overrated when you can be lonely in a crowded bar."

"I'm living my best life one beer at a time."

"The worst curse you can place on a man is success. He'll have even less time for beer."