"Inspiration just leads to more work."Inspiration
"Relationships are a lot of work for very little payoff."Relationships
"The best part of my day is when it ends."Life
"Love is just a word people use to justify bothering each other."Love
"Friendship is like a bad habit you can't shake."Friendship
"Success means more people know to avoid you."Success
"The secret to happiness is not trying."Happiness
"The wise grouch is a grouch who gets left alone."Wisdom