Pam Poovey

"Why do I even try? Nobody appreciates anything I do."

"If you're going to mess up, at least commit to it."

"I'm tired of being the responsible one all the time."

"Love is just another word for disappointment."

"You can't fix stupid, trust me, I've tried."

"Life's too short to pretend to care about your nonsense."

"I've hit rock bottom so many times, I know it by name."

"Friendship is overrated when everyone's a backstabber."

"Happy? Who has time to be happy?"

"Success means not having to deal with you people every day."

"I'm not afraid of anything anymore. I've seen it all."

"Change is just another word for more work."

"Education doesn't guarantee you won't be surrounded by idiots."

"The truth is, I hate almost everything about this job."

"Freedom would be never hearing any of your voices again."

"Peace is just what I call my bathroom breaks."

"Nature is nice when it's not filled with animals trying to kill you."

"Art is subjective, unlike this company which is objectively terrible."

"Science says I should drink less, but what does science know?"

"Music helps drown out your constant complaining."

"Faith? I have faith that this will all end badly."

"A leader is someone who doesn't abandon their responsibilities."

"Work is what happens when your dreams die."

"Humor is the only way to survive in this hellhole."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"Death would be a sweet relief from this office."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better PR team."

"I'm grateful for exactly nothing in my life right now."

"Creativity would be finding a new job."

"Justice is a luxury people like me can't afford."