Patrick Star

"I don't want to be a clarinet player."

"You know what they call a Krabby Patty in Paris?"

"I'd better not look down."

"This is the worst day of my life!"

"You're a bigger and dorkier guy than I thought!"

"The stars are shining, but not nearly as bright as you."

"I'm a goofy goober, yeah!"

"It's not a rock... it's a boulder!"

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

"I'd like to live like Patrick lives."

"I'm not a monster... I'm just ahead of the curve."

"Why do we even need a library when we have the internet?"

"The only difference between me and a fool is that a fool dreams alone."

"Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing."

"I have a few good years left in me."

"You're a man of action, SpongeBob."

"That's it, SpongeBob. Scream for us!"

"I think I see what's happening here. You're ugly and I'm cute."

"Let's get some ice cream."

"I'm not just a pretty face!"

"The universe is a pretty big place."

"What's the difference between you and me? I'm pink, you're blue."

"I'll get revenge, but not today."

"You really are a goofy guy, SpongeBob."

"I should've never abandoned you."

"Remember, no matter how dark things seem, there's always hope."

"That's the best idea you've ever had!"

"Sometimes you just gotta have faith."

"Time is money, SpongeBob."

"I'm the best at everything I do."