"I'd like to be a little kid again, so I wouldn't have to pay taxes."
Humor
"Being evil takes effort."
Wisdom
"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."
Love
"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?"
Humor
"My name's not Ricky."
Humor
"I have an idea! What if we took a basket, filled it with other baskets?"
Creativity
"Knowledge is the key to success."
Knowledge
"Follow the buoys!"
Leadership
"I smell like fun."
Happiness
"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."
Humor
"The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time."
"I'm a big strong man, and I can handle this."
Strength
"Remember the episode when we went to Shell City?"
Adventure
"I love you too, buddy."
Friendship
"Is SpongeBob in?"
Friendship
"That's the sound of a thousand screaming Patricks."
Humor
"You're a man of action."
Courage
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin."
Humor
"Maybe it's the way he's standing."
"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"
Motivation
"The real treasure was the memories we made along the way."
Wisdom
"Firmly grasp it."
Courage
"Is there a problem, officer?"
Humor
"That's a wonderful idea, SpongeBob!"
Friendship
"I have a jar of dirt."
Humor
"The Krusty Krab is the finest eating establishment ever established for eating."
"You can't fool me, I listen to public radio."
Knowledge
"Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"
Art
"I'm not taking it off!"
"Wake up, SpongeBob. Wake up!"
Hope