Patrick Star

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing expecting different results."

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Not me."

"I'm not lazy, I'm just energy-efficient."

"Sometimes you have to lose yourself to find yourself."

"The ocean is vast, but friendship is vaster."

"I believe in second chances and third, fourth, and fifth chances."

"What do you usually do when you're scared?"

"Imagination is the only limit we have."

"Hard work pays off, eventually."

"I'm not weird, I'm just ahead of my time."

"Music is the language of the soul."

"Sometimes being alone helps you find who you really are."

"The power of persistence cannot be underestimated."

"I may be slow, but I always get there eventually."

"True beauty is found in the hearts of those we love."

"Health is wealth."

"I live for the moment."

"Why think when you can feel?"

"Patience is a virtue I'm still working on."

"Leadership is about bringing people together, not pushing them apart."

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned."

"Every moment with a friend is a moment well spent."

"The truth will set you free, eventually."

"I dream of a world where everyone is as happy as me."

"Creativity comes from within, not from what's around you."

"Justice is blind, but I can see just fine."

"Technology will never replace good old-fashioned fun."

"History repeats itself, usually when I forget."

"Political matters are confusing, let's just be friends instead."

"War is the worst, can't we all just get along?"