Patrick Star

"I don't need any of your flip-floppy revenge!"

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy Krabby Patties."

"I'm not just a pretty pink face."

"Why do we even need a newspaper? We've got rocks."

"True friendship is about accepting someone for who they really are."

"I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she wumbo... wumbo?"

"The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time."

"Is there anything more beautiful than the passage of time?"

"I'm not crying, I'm just leaking."

"Good luck beating us, we're the best!"

"Sometimes the most powerful thing we can do is simply be there."

"Anchovies."

"I love my family, even when they drive me crazy."

"Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli!"

"You don't need a job to be happy, but it sure helps."

"The night sky reminds me that we're all small in this universe."

"I've got an idea! What if we never have another idea again?"

"Real strength comes from helping your friends."

"I'm not just a dreamer, I'm a do-er too."

"Have you ever noticed how starfish are naturally superior beings?"

"Peace is just war without the fighting."

"My genius is showing... let me tuck it back in."

"Fear is just an illusion we create in our own minds."

"I'm ready to face any challenge that comes my way."

"Knowledge is power, but power is also power."

"The greatest gift you can give is your time and attention."

"Why worry about the future when we can enjoy today?"

"I may not be the smartest, but I've got heart."

"Art is expression, and I express myself through eating."

"Adventure awaits those brave enough to seek it."