Patrick Star

"Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain."

"How many times do we have to go through this?"

"The real treasure was the friends we made along the way."

"I'm stupid, SpongeBob. That's what I do best."

"It all started when I was born on a cold, dark night."

"The word 'weasel' means to avoid or escape from."

"That's not my wallet."

"Tartar sauce! That's good stuff."

"I got it! We need a baby."

"We all know that if you read your name in the phone book, your phone number starts with the last letter of your name."

"That makes sense now. Let's never come back here again."

"Spongebob, you're a man now, take your hands out of your pockets."

"Is this how you get to Flint?"

"I ate it like five years ago."

"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."

"Being brave doesn't mean you're not scared. Being brave means you're scared but you do it anyway."

"A person is smart, but people are dumb."

"What's your name?"

"I'm a goofy goober, yeah."

"We are not talking about this anymore!"

"I used to think I had no purpose, but now I know what I'm meant to do."

"That's gold Jerry, gold!"

"Now I'm confident too."

"Don't they teach you anything at camp?"

"Something's wrong. The ground is soft."

"I'm not even his real dad."

"Firmly grasp it in your hand."

"The man with pink body and no nose, wears his underwear on the outside."

"I'll never tell you my secret spot for ice cream."

"This is how we say goodbye in Texas."