Patrick Star

"This is a talking butt."

"You've got it all backwards. You gotta start by doing the hardest part."

"SpongeBob, you're a man now. You're free to make your own decisions."

"It's not about being the best, it's about having fun."

"I'm a man of science."

"Uh, do you have any of those... pickles... that are... really big?"

"That's gold, Jerry. Gold!"

"Two-headed hydra eating itself."

"Sometimes we're thinking of doing something and we're like, should we do it? No."

"What's the difference between you and me? I'm pink and smart."

"You're a lot of fun, but you're no sand dollar."

"I remember when they first invented chocolate."

"Let's check out that wall."

"That's not a man, it's a lady."

"We have to save the baby from the cyclops."

"I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready."

"Is this the place where we find out if Patrick's a man?"

"Whoever stole my balloon is going down."

"You're a pal and a confidant."

"Liar, liar, plants for hire."

"I shouldn't have thrown a rock at it. I probably angered it."

"Maybe it's the flowers."

"Look at all this beautiful garbage."

"That's where I'd put my money if I had any."

"We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else."

"Tartar sauce! There's tartar sauce everywhere!"

"I wonder what's in here. Patrick, have you seen Spongebob?"

"I'm not being an idiot. I'm being a doctor."

"You're the best friend I ever had."

"Can you give SpongeBob a job? He's a good guy."