Patrick Star

"Beauty is in the eye of the starfish."

"Death is just sleeping forever, which sounds nice."

"Persevere, like I persevere at eating."

"Be grateful for rocks and dirt."

"Creativity is when you mess things up on purpose."

"Justice is when everyone gets what they deserve."

"Patience means waiting, even though waiting is hard."

"Kindness is being nice to rocks too."

"Strength is pushing a rock up a hill."

"Fear is just excitement in disguise, usually a bad disguise."

"Power corrupts, so I'm just going to stay dumb."

"Money is round like my head."

"Health is not eating poisoned food."

"Adventure is everywhere if you look hard enough."

"Imagination is my only escape."

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"I'm not just a big pink guy, I'm a big pink guy with dreams."

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

"I love you."

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

"Being stupid is what I do best."

"F is for friends who do stuff together."

"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."

"The walls will ooze green slime... oh wait, they always do that."

"Are you Squidward? Because you're looking handsome today."

"I would describe myself as a man of many talents."

"If I were a killer whale, I would be called a people shark."

"I have an idea. What if we take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else?"

"My name is not Baby, it's Patrick."

"Remember, the winner gets to stay on the island."