Patrick Star

"Motivation comes from doing things you love."

"Every day is an inspiration to be better."

"Relationships require patience, understanding, and snacks."

"I'm not just a pink starfish, I'm a pink starfish with dreams."

"The best things in life are simple."

"I've succeeded in doing absolutely nothing."

"What's a guy gotta do to get a little respect?"

"I'm not ignoring you, I'm just thinking about lunch."

"The meaning of life is to live it fully."

"Why be normal when you can be extraordinary?"

"Happiness is a choice we make every day."

"I may not understand everything, but I understand friendship."

"The future is bright, or at least pink."

"Change is inevitable, like the tide."

"I'm not sure what I'm doing, but I'm doing it with confidence."

"Every failure is a step closer to success."

"The best education comes from experience."

"I believe in magic, especially on Tuesdays."

"Kindness is the greatest power we possess."

"I'm not lost, I'm just exploring."

"The world would be better if everyone was like me."

"I live in the moment, sometimes literally."

"Success is doing what makes you happy."

"I'll be there for you, probably."

"The universe works in mysterious ways, like me."

"I'm not slow, I'm just thorough."

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

"I'm not just a pretty face, I'm also pretty lazy."

"When you're ready, come find me."