Paula Small

"Relationships are just two people agreeing to be weird together."

"Solitude is beautiful until you realize you're alone with your own thoughts."

"I may not be the smartest person in the room, but I'm definitely the most self-aware about it."

"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, or just drink vodka straight."

"Love is that thing that makes you do stupid things while thinking they're romantic."

"The pursuit of happiness is exhausting, so I've stopped pursuing it."

"Success is relative, which is why I compare myself only to people worse off."

"Friends are just people you haven't disappointed yet."

"Family dinners are proof that we don't always choose our tablemates."

"Hope is nice until reality shows up uninvited."

"Being courageous just means you're too stubborn to admit you're scared."

"Change happens whether you're ready or not, so I just prefer not to be ready."

"I went to school and learned how to ignore most of what they taught me."

"What I know could fit on a sticky note, and I'm okay with that."

"Time flies when you're having fun and drags when you're not, so it's all relative."

"The truth is subjective, which is great for people like me who prefer fiction."

"Freedom tastes like irresponsibility with a hint of consequences."

"Inner peace is just accepting that nothing will ever be resolved."

"I like nature best when it's far away and I'm inside."

"Art is whatever I say is art, no matter how little effort went into it."

"Science is just trying to explain why things work, but they rarely do."

"A good song can make bad times slightly less bad for three minutes."

"Faith is believing without proof, which sounds like my dating history."

"I would be a great leader if everyone would just do what I say."

"Work is where I go to get money to fund my avoidance of life."

"Dreams are what I do when I'm asleep to avoid thinking while awake."

"I'm hilarious, at least in my own mind, and that's what matters."

"Beauty fades, but weirdness is forever, so choose your path wisely."

"Death is the only promise life keeps, so don't worry about the others."

"Perseverance is just continuing to fail until people stop noticing."