"Education is just a fancy way of learning things you'll never use."
Education
"Knowledge is power, but ignorance is bliss, so basically I'm choosing happiness."
Knowledge
"Time flies when you're having fun, and drags when you're not, so mostly it just drags."
Time
"Freedom is doing whatever you want, until someone tells you not to."
Freedom
"Peace is just the absence of people bothering you."
Peace
"Nature is pretty, I guess, if you're into that sort of thing."
Nature
"Art is whatever you say it is, which is why I'm an artist."
Art
"Music would be great if it didn't involve listening to other people."
Music
"Hope is what you have before you realize things probably won't work out."
Hope
"Courage is being scared but doing it anyway, so mostly I just don't do things."
Courage
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things that distract you from being unhappy."
Money
"Health is boring, but I guess it beats the alternative."
Health
"Adventure is just chaos with better marketing."
Adventure
"Imagination is the only thing more unreliable than reality."
Imagination
"Technology is wonderful for avoiding human interaction."
Technology
"History is basically just people making the same mistakes over and over."
History
"Philosophy is thinking about things until your brain hurts."
Philosophy
"I don't believe in fate, but I also don't believe in free will, so I guess I believe in whatever happens."
Faith
"Work is just something we do to afford the things we don't need."
Work
"Dreams are just your brain's way of reminding you what you can't have."
Dreams
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and my eyes are very forgiving."
Beauty
"Death is the one thing I'm definitely not interested in."
Death
"Perseverance is just being too stubborn to quit."
Perseverance
"Gratitude is appreciating the things you didn't think you'd have to deal with."
Gratitude
"Creativity is when you make something up and hope no one notices."
Creativity
"Justice is what people who have power say it is."
Justice
"Patience is just another word for procrastination with virtue."
Patience
"Kindness is nice, I guess, but nobody pays you for it."
Kindness
"Strength is mostly just refusing to show weakness."
Strength
"Fear is just your body's way of preventing you from doing fun things."
Fear