Pete Hornberger

"War is what happens when politics gets tired of talking."

"Motivation is temporary. Like most feelings."

"Inspiration is just motivation that found a good marketing team."

"The problem with relationships is they require other people."

"Solitude is nice until you realize you're alone with your thoughts."

"I believe in working smarter, not harder. Ideally, not working at all."

"Love is a chemical reaction your brain uses to justify bad decisions."

"The only constant in life is that everything changes and nothing improves."

"Success is 1% inspiration and 99% not getting caught."

"Wisdom is knowing what you don't know and charging someone else for it."

"Happy people are just those with good self-deception skills."

"Real friendship means never having to say you're sorry. Just blame them."

"Family is the only group that has to like you no matter what."

"Hope springs eternal, which is why dentists stay in business."

"True courage is doing what you're afraid of while looking confident."

"Education is what you get from books; the rest comes from life punching you."

"The more you know, the more you realize how little you know. It's depressing."

"Time management is just another way of lying about your priorities."

"Truth is what you can convince enough people to believe."

"Freedom is just slavery to your own bad choices."

"Peace is overrated. Conflict keeps you sharp."

"Going out in nature just means bugs will eat you in a prettier setting."

"Modern art is what you get when someone runs out of actual talent."

"Science keeps proving that everything we like is bad for us."

"Music would be perfect if it didn't involve people singing."

"Faith is what carries you through when everything else fails. So it fails a lot."

"Leadership is 10% vision and 90% pretending to know what you're doing."

"The only dream that comes true is the nightmare of waking up."

"Humor is sadness with a good punchline."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."