Pete Hornberger

"Death might be good. At least you don't have to go to meetings."

"Perseverance is just refusing to accept defeat until you're too tired."

"Gratitude is acknowledging that someone did something less terrible than usual."

"Creativity is breaking rules that nobody knew existed."

"Justice served is better than justice delayed, unless it's not your case."

"Patience is a virtue, which means most people don't have it."

"Kindness to others is just insurance against your own bad day."

"Strength is the ability to admit weakness and still look powerful."

"Fear is just adrenaline's way of keeping you alive when you're stupid."

"Power is knowing what people want and making them pay for it."

"Money is the only honest language everyone speaks fluently."

"Health is a state of mind, which is why sick people think differently."

"Adventure is what you call a mistake that worked out."

"Imagination is the only thing preventing complete chaos. We're doomed."

"Technology was supposed to make life easier. It just made us busier."

"Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it. They're also happier."

"Philosophy is thinking you have answers to questions nobody asked."

"Literature teaches you about the world without having to leave home. Smart."

"Politics would be funny if it wasn't so depressing."

"War is just organized disagreement with weapons."