Peter Griffin

"I believe in fighting for what's right."

"The best therapy is spending time with loved ones."

"You gotta take care of your health."

"I've learned that time is precious."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer."

"Shut up, Meg."

"That's freakin' sweet!"

"Giggity!"

"All right!"

"I'm gonna go have a cigarette right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do you, right?"

"Lois, Lois! Hey, Lois! Check it out."

"Sweet mother of macadamia nuts!"

"Holy crap!"

"This is almost as bad as the time I tried to use a hammer to hang a picture and ended up in the hospital."

"You know what really grinds my gears?"

"I'm not a smart man."

"Hehehehe, he said 'duty'."

"I'm gonna go get a beer."

"Chris, you're the man of the house now. That means you gotta do man things."

"Sometimes the greatest gifts in life come from hard work and dedication."

"I love you guys."

"You can't fight City Hall."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Stewie, you little bastard!"

"I'm thinking of a number between one and infinity."

"The important thing is that we tried."

"Somebody stop me, I'm on a roll!"

"I'm gonna go find out if this is chicken."

"This is not good. This is not good at all."

"You know, I could use a beer right about now."