Peter Griffin

"One day, you'll understand what it means to be a man."

"We're not gonna take it anymore!"

"You know what? I don't care."

"That's beautiful, man."

"I'm gonna go watch TV and drink some beer."

"Quiet! I'm watching the game."

"Hey, I got an idea."

"Lois! Lois! Lois!"

"You want some chocolate pudding?"

"That's why they call me Peter Griffin, baby!"

"I think I just had a stroke."

"Hehehehe."

"All right, pitter patter, let's get at 'er."

"Do you want to know the meaning of life?"

"Sometimes you gotta take a step back to move forward."

"I'm gonna go make myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."

"You're my best friend, buddy."

"I've learned that the hard way."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... Actually, no, I have no idea where I'm going with this."

"That's what being a father is all about."

"Sometimes you just gotta believe in yourself."

"I'm not saying I'm a hero, but I did once push a kid down the stairs."

"You gotta spend money to make money."

"I love being alive!"

"Let's go get some chicken wings."

"This is it. This is the moment."

"I'm gonna go have myself a good time."

"You can't take back what you've said."

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

"I don't always understand things, but I know how to feel about them."