"Art is life."
Art
"Science is awesome."
Science
"Faith can move mountains."
Faith
"A true leader inspires others."
Leadership
"Hard work pays off."
Success
"Never give up on your dreams."
Dreams
"Laughter is the best medicine."
Humor
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
Beauty
"Death comes for us all."
Death
"Keep moving forward."
Perseverance
"Be grateful for what you have."
Gratitude
"Create something amazing."
Creativity
"Justice must be served."
Justice
"Wait for the right moment."
Patience
"Be kind to one another."
Kindness
"Shut up, Meg."
Humor
"I'm gonna go have a cigarette right now. That's a good time to have a cigarette."
Life
"You know what really grinds my gears? When people..."
Motivation
"All right, let's see what's in the trunk. Hopefully, a human head."
Imagination
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."
Humor
"Dear God, thanks for the food. Also, please don't let me get caught this time."
Faith
"Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."
Love
"I'm not always the smartest guy in the room, but I'm honest."
Truth
"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?"
Knowledge
"I have no idea what I'm doing, and neither does anyone else."
Wisdom
"Lois, I've made a huge mistake."
Truth
"I wish I could go back and tell my younger self to enjoy the moment."
Time
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a jet ski."
Money
"The key to a good marriage is communication. Or lots of beer."
Relationships
"I've learned that being a father means never being right."
Family