Peter Griffin

"Kindness is free, but it's worth its weight in gold."

"Strength isn't about how much you can lift; it's about how much you can take."

"I've learned that admitting you're wrong is harder than being wrong."

"Power corrupts, but absolute power is pretty awesome."

"Health is wealth, but beer is happiness."

"Adventure is just a problem you haven't solved yet."

"Imagination is more important than intelligence, especially when you're stupid."

"Technology is making us lazier, and I'm totally okay with that."

"History is just a bunch of stories about dead people."

"Philosophy is trying to understand something you don't understand."

"The only thing I know about literature is that it has letters in it."

"Politics is a dirty game, and someone's gotta get their hands dirty."

"War is what happens when people forget how to talk."

"Motivation is just fear with better marketing."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it, usually when you're eating."

"Relationships are like beer; they're better when they're cold and bitter."

"Solitude is nice when it's your choice, not when it's forced on you."

"I try not to think too much about the future; it's usually disappointing."

"The best things in life are free, but they cost a lot in time."

"I've never been good at planning, so I just wing it."

"Success is when your friends are jealous and your enemies are angry."

"Failure is just success that hasn't been labeled correctly."

"I believe that everyone deserves a second chance, even if they mess up the first one."

"Courage is being scared but doing it anyway, usually with a friend."

"Change is inevitable, but that doesn't mean I have to like it."

"Education is important, but common sense is more important."

"Family is the people who have to love you no matter what."

"Love is patient, love is kind, love is also really annoying sometimes."

"Happiness is a state of mind, but it helps if you have snacks."

"I've learned that life is too short to hold grudges."