Phoebe Buffay

"You make me laugh so hard."

"I think you're gonna be really happy."

"This is the best thing that's ever happened to me."

"I promise I'll always be there for you."

"Life is too short to worry about everything."

"I believe things happen when they're meant to happen."

"You're the kindest person I know."

"I'm so proud of you."

"That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard."

"I think we're gonna be okay."

"You make me want to be a better person."

"I'm so happy right now."

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Oh. My. God."

"They don't know that we know they know."

"Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?"

"I wish I could, but I don't think my brain works that way."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm like a puzzle, but all my pieces are lost and I'm a little damaged."

"Sometimes I wish I could go back in time, you know?"

"I'm an artist. My hair is my canvas."

"If you think something is gonna be bad, it's probably gonna be good."

"I want to be married. Or at least be in love."

"How can I explain this? It's like a guy thing, and a girl thing."

"I'm going to go have some soup."

"You can't just give up on love."

"I don't believe in the moon. I think it's just the back of the sun."

"Thank you for being a friend."

"People are strange when you're a stranger."