Phoebe Buffay

"Okay, well I'll be waiting by my window with my arms outstretched toward the sky."

"Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?"

"I need to find somewhere to live. I need to be on my own."

"I have a tendency to say things that are strange and that people don't understand."

"How come you don't have a cup holder in your car?"

"I'm just a girl standing here, watching the world go by."

"Maybe the real treasure is the friends we made along the way."

"I can't feel my legs! I've lost all sensation!"

"This is not a good hat."

"I'm gonna go get some coffee. Does anyone want some coffee?"

"My eyes just went black for a second. Is that normal?"

"I'm such a happy girl today."

"Well, maybe we can take a class together or something."

"No, no, no. I have to tell you something."

"You know what? I think there's a very strong possibility that I'm gonna get hit by a car in the next thirty seconds."

"I don't have a lot of money but I have a lot of love."

"Sometimes I think I'm a man."

"My mind's made up. I'm gonna be great at this."

"I think it would be better if we just didn't talk about it."

"I'm willing to give it a shot if you are."

"What if there's a world where I'm really, really rich?"

"I just feel like... I'm not supposed to be inside right now."

"You know what the thing about relationships is?"

"I want to be a singer. Or an actress. Or a veterinarian."

"Can I just say something? I think you're really smart."

"I have my grandmother's hands, my mother's eyes, and my father's anxiety."

"I'm always here for you."

"Sometimes people change. That's just what happens."

"I believe in happy endings."

"You have to follow your heart, you know?"