Phoebe Buffay

"Philosophy is just asking the right questions."

"Literature opens doors to other worlds."

"History teaches us who we were so we can be better."

"Technology connects us, but people are what matter."

"I try not to think about war. I prefer peace."

"Politics is too complicated. I just want people to be kind."

"Every person has a unique story worth telling."

"Oh my God, a vegetarian! And he's funny!"

"I wish I could, but I don't want to."

"That's so cool how you can just make words come out of your mouth in that order."

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"My brain is like a file cabinet. Some files are missing. And some have pictures of nightmares on them."

"Oh, I wish I could but I'm on this new diet where I don't eat anything."

"They don't know that we know they know."

"Is it possible that there's no God, and it's all just a bunch of stupid, meaningless rules?"

"I got off the plane."

"Regina Phalange? That's a good name."

"I'm going to name my daughter Erica. It's a good strong woman's name."

"I have all my hair. See? It's not falling out in clumps."

"The sun is shining, and I'm not."

"No, it's more like the city is a part of us."

"I think I'm gonna go live like Anne Frank."

"My sister had a really good life... until the baby."

"Do you know what the definition of insanity is?"

"I'm a very big girl. I don't need a man."

"You know what? Maybe we could form a band. I sing a little."

"Oh sure, I'd love to. In fact, I'd give anything to."

"I'm nothing! I'm like a little cloud."

"Some days you're the bug, other days you're the windshield."

"I'm still not sure, but I think there's a monkey in my closet."