Pierce Hawthorne

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492 quotes

"I'm not racist, I'm just better than everyone."
Humor
"You're streets ahead if you know what that means."
Knowledge
"I've been called worse things by better people."
Strength
"Nights like these remind me why I don't go out at night."
Humor
"I'm not a racist, I'm a realist."
Truth
"Garbage goes in, garbage comes out."
Wisdom
"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."
Humor
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Humor
"You think you're better than me because you're younger?"
Power
"I'm old, I'm rich, and I'm right."
"This is my third marriage, so I know a thing or two about commitment."
Relationships
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy really nice things."
Money
"I've lived longer than you've been alive."
Wisdom
"That's not a compliment where I come from."
Humor
"I say what everyone's thinking but is too scared to say."
Courage
"Youth is wasted on the young."
Time
"I'm not prejudiced, I'm just honest."
Truth
"Success is about who you know, not what you know."
Success
"I've made more mistakes than you've had birthdays."
"That's what I appreciate about this group - no one judges."
Friendship
"I'm not angry, I'm disappointed."
"Age is just a number, and a very high one in my case."
Humor
"I've forgotten more than you'll ever know."
Knowledge
"This is why I don't trust anyone under 30."
Relationships
"I built an empire from nothing."
Success
"That's offensive, and I should know."
Humor
"I'm not listening, but continue."
Humor
"You kids today don't understand hard work."
Work
"I've seen it all before, and it wasn't impressive then either."
Wisdom
"My generation knew how to do things right."
History