Pierce Hawthorne

"True courage is admitting when you're completely clueless."

"Change is inevitable, but so is my refusal to adapt."

"The best relationships are built on mutual disdain and occasional respect."

"Happiness is just sadness without the commitment."

"Time is money, and I'm bankrupt in both."

"The truth is, I have no idea what I'm doing, and that's worked out great for me."

"Freedom is just another word for having no consequences."

"I appreciate art, as long as it doesn't make me feel anything."

"Science is just a bunch of people saying 'I don't know' with authority."

"Music is the universal language of people who don't understand actual language."

"Faith is what you cling to when facts abandon you."

"Work is what you do to afford the things that make you happy enough to tolerate work."

"Dreams are just lies your brain tells you while you sleep."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"Death is nature's way of saying you're done disappointing people."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with better PR."

"Gratitude is something I feel, but rarely express."

"Creativity is what happens when you have too much time and not enough sense."

"Justice is whatever the person with the most money decides it is."

"Patience is a virtue I've never had the patience to develop."

"Kindness is weakness masquerading as morality."

"Strength is knowing when you're too weak to fight back."

"Fear is just respect with better marketing."

"Power corrupts, but lack of power is even more corrupting."

"Health is just a slow way to die."

"Adventure is what you call it when things go wrong far from home."

"Imagination is what gets us into trouble and out of boredom."

"Technology is great until it stops working and you realize you need it."

"History is just yesterday's mistakes repeated with different accents."

"Philosophy is what people study when they can't figure out real subjects."