"Music to my ears! Wait, is it? I can't hear anymore."Music
"Change is the only constant, except for my constant confusion."Change
"Education is important. Unfortunately, I never got any."Education
"Solitude suits me fine. It's people I can't stand."Solitude
"Friendship is a beautiful thing. Now leave me alone."Friendship
"Family is what you're stuck with when nobody else will have you."Family
"Success is the best revenge, unless you're revengeful, then revenge is."Success
"Hope is a four-letter word."Hope
"Courage is doing things even when you know it will go wrong."Courage
"What is 'freedom'? I just know what I'm told to know."Freedom
"I've never understood women, and I'm fine with that."Relationships
"Good morning, or whatever."Humor
"The best time of my life was yesterday. Before I remembered today."Time
"Work is what you do to avoid thinking about your problems."Work
"I aspire to nothing and achieve less."Inspiration
"Literature is just words on paper. Why not just look out the window?"Literature
"Politics: where the truly incompetent shine."Politics
"War is peace. Ignorance is strength. I can't remember the rest."War
"In the end, we all become dust. Mostly because I vacuum poorly."Philosophy