Professor Farnsworth

"Adventure awaits those brave enough to seek it."

"Imagination is the only limit to possibility."

"Technology should serve humanity, not replace it."

"History repeats itself, usually with worse special effects."

"Philosophy is the art of asking good questions."

"Literature connects us across time and space."

"Politics is the art of the possible compromise."

"War teaches us the value of peace."

"Motivation is just fear wearing a different hat."

"Inspiration strikes when we least expect it."

"Relationships are the most important deliveries we make."

"Solitude reminds us of our own thoughts."

"Good news, everyone!"

"I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that book. Is it possible you made it up?"

"Why must we always think about the future? Why not think about the present, or better yet, the lunch I had last Tuesday?"

"To shreds you say?"

"I'm sorry, did you say something? I wasn't listening."

"Science demands experimentation. Even if that means risking the lives of my employees."

"Wernstrom!"

"I've made a decision that affects you all. You're fired."

"The key to a successful marriage is to keep your wife happy. I do this by ignoring her."

"Now I'll never know if I could have been happy with that sheep."

"Is that a real dinosaur or a mechanical one?"

"My doctor says I have very few years left to live. Which is great news!"

"You're a pimple on society's butt, and you'll never amount to anything!"

"I've decided to build an ark to preserve life on Earth. Just kidding, I'll be dead soon anyway."

"My hands are as soft as a dolphin now."

"Shut up and take my money!"

"I'm building a luge out of ice. If it melts, I'll know I've failed."

"What's the deal with young people today? Everything's on their cellular phones."