Quark

"Adventure is just another word for expensive."

"I've seen more of space than most people, and all I learned is that profit margins are universal."

"Health insurance doesn't compare to a good insurance policy on your business interests."

"Fear is just an opportunity wearing a scary mask."

"Power corrupts, but money is a much more reliable incentive."

"The only constant in the universe is people wanting to get rich."

"Technology changes; greed is timeless."

"History shows that conflict creates opportunity."

"War, disease, disaster – they're all just market fluctuations."

"Perseverance is just being too stubborn to accept a loss."

"Gratitude doesn't pay rent – a 40% markup on Romulan ale does."

"Creativity is finding a new angle on the same old scam."

"Justice is whatever I can make stick."

"Kindness is a luxury good – very limited supply."

"Strength is knowing your leverage and using it."

"Fear is a payment method – collect it and deposit it in your account."

"Every problem has a solution – and every solution has a price."

"Happiness is a successful quarter."

"Dreams are just business plans you haven't monetized yet."

"Humor is a commodity I sell by the glass."

"Peace is boring – but profitable."

"The Rules of Acquisition are the only rules that matter."

"I didn't survive this long by being honest."

"A smile and a handgun gets you more than just a smile."

"Your mistake is thinking I have principles. I only have prices."

"Latinum isn't everything – but it's a good start."

"Profit and loss - that's the nature of business, and the nature of life."

"I'd commit murder for the right price. Actually, I'd commit murder for the wrong price if the price was right."

"A Ferengi without profit is like a river without water."

"The key to a successful business is knowing your customers."