Quark

"Patience is a virtue... that usually costs extra."

"Kindness is an investment in future business relationships."

"Strength is admirable, but leverage is more profitable."

"Power comes from knowing what people want and charging them for it."

"Money makes the universe go round - the rest is just scenery."

"Health is important - it keeps you working."

"Adventure is good business if you know the right insurance company."

"Imagination is the foundation of any successful scam - I mean, business venture."

"Technology is just profit with better packaging."

"History is littered with successful businessmen - and unsuccessful ones."

"Philosophy is interesting, but it doesn't pay the bills."

"Literature is fine if someone's buying it."

"Politics is just high-stakes negotiation."

"War is bad for business unless you're selling weapons."

"Motivation comes in the form of profit-sharing... for me."

"Inspiration strikes hardest when the opportunity is lucrative."

"Relationships work best when both parties profit."

"Solitude? That's a luxury item - I charge accordingly."

"The customer is always right - especially when they're paying."

"A handshake is binding only if you can enforce it legally."

"Success is measured in bars of latinum, nothing else."

"Family is important, but let's keep it out of business."

"Hope is a wonderful thing - when it's profitable."

"Courage is doing what's right when it's not profitable... and I don't recommend it."

"Every problem is an opportunity to charge someone."

"The secret to happiness is low overhead and high margins."

"Never give advice for free - it devalues the commodity."

"Friendship is wonderful, but business is business."

"Love makes you do crazy things - like give discounts."

"The only true law is supply and demand."