Quark

"Love is a beautiful thing, but it's bad for business."

"Never trust a man in a suit who promises you the world - at least, not without getting a deposit first."

"The only constant in the universe is profit margins."

"A good day is one where I make money. A great day is one where I make a lot of money."

"Remember: cash only, no credit."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can rent it for an hour."

"Fear is just an obstacle between you and profit."

"Time is money - which is why I charge by the minute."

"The best deals are made between friends... after you've negotiated the price."

"Change is inevitable, but your bank account doesn't have to be."

"Education is fine, but it doesn't pay the rent."

"Knowledge is power, but profit is everything."

"The truth will set you free - but it might cost you in the short term."

"Freedom is worth dying for, but let's negotiate first."

"Peace is good for business - wars are bad for the bottom line."

"Nature? That's just background decoration for profit opportunities."

"Art is a waste of time unless someone's willing to pay for it."

"Science explains the universe, but profit explains Ferengi."

"Music is the universal language of commerce."

"Faith is whatever makes you money."

"A good leader knows how to make his people work harder for less."

"Work hard, work smart, work for profit."

"Dreams are wonderful - especially if they're profitable."

"Humor is a valuable commodity in the right market."

"Beauty fades, but money lasts forever."

"Death is just bad for quarterly earnings."

"Perseverance is just another word for 'won't give up until I'm rich.'"

"Gratitude is nice, but a tip is better."

"Creativity pays dividends if you market it correctly."

"Justice is important - so is getting paid for providing it."