Randy Marsh

"The people you love define who you are."

"I'm not just any man, I'm a man with a plan and that plan involves making money and having fun doing it."

"You know, I've learned that sometimes you have to fail spectacularly before you can succeed."

"Life is all about the journey, not the destination. Unless the destination has beer."

"Love is like a beautiful disease - it makes you do crazy things."

"The key to success is being willing to adapt, even if it means admitting you were wrong."

"I may not be the smartest guy, but I'm determined, and that counts for something."

"Family is everything, even when they drive you absolutely insane."

"Sometimes you have to take a risk to find what makes you truly happy."

"Real friendship means sticking with someone even when they're being incredibly stupid."

"Knowledge is power, but so is a good marketing strategy."

"Time flies when you're having fun, especially when you're making terrible decisions."

"The truth is often weird, which is why people prefer lies."

"Peace comes from within, and also from not arguing with your wife."

"Nature is beautiful, but so is a well-stocked Whole Foods."

"Art is subjective, kind of like my interpretation of the law."

"Science explains how things work, but it can't explain why I'm so awesome."

"Music brings people together, even if we're all singing different songs."

"Sometimes you need faith to believe in yourself when no one else will."

"Leadership is about inspiring others, even if you have no idea what you're doing."

"Work hard, play hard, and never let them see you sweat."

"Dreams are achievable if you're willing to put in the effort and get lucky."

"Humor is the best way to deal with life's problems and terrible situations."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially when the beholder is me."

"Adventure is out there if you're brave enough to look for it."

"Imagination is what separates us from animals, and allows us to do dumb things creatively."

"Technology is amazing until it inevitably betrays you."

"History repeats itself because people never learn anything."

"Philosophy is just overthinking things until you're confused."

"Justice isn't always fair, but you gotta try anyway."