Red Forman

"You can't change the past, but you can shape the future."

"A real friend tells you the truth, even when it hurts."

"Success is the result of persistence and hard work."

"You've got to have principles and stick to them."

"A man provides, protects, and perseveres."

"The world respects those who respect themselves."

"You've got to know who you are and own it."

"A good man builds things, not tears them down."

"Time is precious, don't waste it on nonsense."

"Love and loyalty are the same thing."

"A man's greatest strength is his character."

"You can't buy respect with money or power."

"The right path is rarely the easy path."

"A good life is built on a solid foundation."

"You've got to earn everything worth having."

"A man never forgets those who help him when he needs it."

"You show people what you're made of through your choices."

"Life's lessons come from experience and reflection."

"A real family sticks together no matter what."

"You've got to have faith in something bigger than yourself."

"A good man's legacy is the people he's helped."

"You can't run from who you are."

"A man keeps his promises, especially to his family."

"The best investment is in the people you love."

"You've got to respect the work that others do."

"A good life comes from good choices and hard work."

"Dumbass is as dumbass does."

"I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals fa—away from me."

"The basement's the best place for hanging out with friends."

"A man's garage is his sanctuary."