Red Forman

"You've got to take pride in where you come from."

"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"A man's home is his castle, and I will defend mine to the death."

"Discipline. That's what separates us from the animals."

"You can't just go through life without a job, that's called being a hippie."

"I tell you what, you're a dumbass."

"The key to a good marriage is communication and respect."

"Work hard, be honest, and treat people right."

"A man takes care of his family first, everything else comes second."

"There's nothing wrong with a little hard work and dedication."

"You've got to earn your keep in this world."

"That's a paddlin'."

"A good day's work builds character."

"Don't be such a dumbass."

"Life is about doing the right thing, even when it's hard."

"You've gotta stand up for what you believe in."

"A man is only as good as his word."

"Keep your head on straight and your priorities in order."

"There's no substitute for hard work."

"I've got nothing but respect for a man who works for his living."

"Life's too short to waste time on nonsense."

"You need to grow up and take responsibility."

"That's what makes America great - people who work hard."

"A father's job is to guide his children, not control them."

"You can't run from your problems, you've got to face them."

"Love is about commitment and trust."

"I don't care if you like it or not, that's the way it is."

"A man's gotta know his limitations."

"You'll never get anywhere in life without discipline."