Red Forman

"That boy ain't right."

"Education is important, but common sense is more important."

"A good day at work beats a bad day at home."

"You've got to earn respect, you can't demand it."

"Life is what you make of it."

"A man's home is his sanctuary."

"There's nothing wrong with tradition."

"You've gotta be tough but fair."

"The world doesn't owe you anything."

"A handshake should mean something."

"You'll be happier if you stop complaining and start working."

"Family is everything, don't forget that."

"A man needs purpose, a job, a family."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"These days, nobody wants to work anymore."

"You've got to make your own way in this world."

"Real men don't cry, they sweat more."

"A good marriage takes work every single day."

"That's the problem with your generation - no backbone."

"You gotta respect your elders."

"Life's not fair, you better get used to it."

"I love you, but I don't always like you."

"A man who doesn't provide for his family is no man at all."

"You'll thank me later for being strict."

"There's dignity in honest work."

"A man's word is his bond."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can build it."

"Dumbass."

"The only way to get ahead is to out-work everyone else."

"I didn't raise you to be a quitter."