Samantha Jones

"I'm going to embrace who I am, flaws and all."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"I believe in the importance of taking risks."

"The world is more beautiful when you choose happiness."

"I'm fabulous, and I'm never going to apologize for it."

"Good friends make life worth living."

"I've learned that strength comes from within."

"The key to happiness is knowing what you want."

"I'm going to live a life that makes me proud."

"I believe in the power of female solidarity."

"Life is about having fun and looking good while doing it."

"I'm too fabulous to settle for anything less than extraordinary."

"The best things in life are friends, champagne, and fabulous shoes."

"I've learned to embrace my power as a woman."

"Life is a celebration, and I'm here to celebrate it."

"I'm fabulous, darling. It's just who I am."

"Money is power. And power is the ultimate aphrodisiac."

"I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties."

"Honey, I'm fabulous. It's just who I am."

"I'm a try-sexual. I'll try anything once."

"The most important thing in life is good friends and great sex."

"I'll have what she's having, but make it a cosmopolitan."

"Never play it safe when it comes to love."

"A vibrator can't take the place of a man, but it's a good start."

"Life is too short to waste time on bad sex."

"I don't do 'relationship'. I do 'fabulous'."

"Samantha Jones doesn't do regrets."

"I'm not one for self-improvement, but I do love self-indulgence."

"Age is just a number, and mine is unlisted."

"The only thing I want to hear from a man at my age is 'yes, dear'."