Samantha Jones

"I'm a very busy woman, so unless you're going to make me come, you're going to have to go."

"I don't care what people think. I never have."

"Great sex is like a fine wine. It gets better with age."

"I'm selective, not desperate."

"Life is about experience. You can't live if you don't take risks."

"I don't need anyone to complete me. I'm already fabulous."

"The best accessory a woman can have is confidence."

"I'm not a relationships person. I'm a fabulous person."

"Why waste time on one man when you can have three?"

"I believe in equality. Equal access to pleasure."

"A woman's sexuality is her power. Use it wisely."

"I don't do flowers. I do diamonds."

"The key to a good life is knowing what you want and taking it."

"I'm not afraid of anything, especially not myself."

"Life is a banquet, and I'm seated at the best table."

"Men are like taxis. When you're done, you just put them out."

"I think monogamy is overrated."

"Age is no barrier to fabulous. In fact, it's an enhancement."

"I'm a businesswoman first, and everything else second."

"The only rule in life is that there are no rules."

"I'm not cynical; I'm realistic."

"A woman should never apologize for knowing what she wants."

"I love hard, I play hard, and I work hard."

"The best things in life are worth paying for."

"I don't have time for drama. I'm too fabulous."

"Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's pretty good."

"I believe in living life on my own terms, always."

"Youth is wasted on the young. Fabulousness is not."

"I've learned that happiness comes from within... and sometimes from without."

"Why settle for less when you can have the best?"