Samantha Jones

"I'm not interested in who you are. I'm interested in who I am."

"Great friends, great sex, and great Cosmos. That's my philosophy."

"I don't believe in rules. Rules were made to be broken."

"A woman who doesn't know her worth isn't fabulous."

"I've learned more from my mistakes than from my successes."

"The world is my playground, and I intend to play."

"I'm not looking for a man to make me whole. I'm whole."

"Life is too short for bad hair and worse men."

"I've never been one to compromise my fabulous."

"The only person you should compete with is who you were yesterday."

"I believe in the power of transformation and reinvention."

"A good Cosmopolitan and good company can fix almost anything."

"I don't do vulnerability. I do strength."

"The best investment you can make is in yourself."

"I've learned that love is complicated, but fabulous is simple."

"Life is an art form, and I'm my own masterpiece."

"I believe in living deliberately, not accidentally."

"The world needs more women who know their value."

"I'm not afraid to be alone. I like being alone."

"Great power comes from not caring what anyone thinks."

"I've learned that success is the best revenge."

"A woman who needs a man hasn't met herself yet."

"I believe in miracles. Specifically, the miracle of good sex."

"The secret to happiness is doing whatever makes you happy."

"I don't do relationships. I do life."

"I've learned that patience is a virtue, but impatience is fabulous."

"The best thing about being my age is not caring anymore."

"I believe in the transformative power of good friends."

"A woman's body is a work of art. Mine is a masterpiece."

"I don't believe in settling for anything less than extraordinary."