Saul Goodman

"I'm not a criminal lawyer, I'm a *criminal* lawyer."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Wait, that's not me, that's Wayne Gretzky."

"Better call Saul!"

"The law is a business, and business is good."

"Everyone deserves a good lawyer, even if they can't afford one."

"Life is like a box of legal fees - you never know what you're gonna get."

"I didn't get into law to play it safe. I got in to win."

"You gotta have style, you gotta have pizzazz."

"The truth is what you can make people believe."

"Money isn't everything, but it sure helps pay the bills."

"Love is like a legal case - complicated, expensive, and someone always loses."

"Never trust a man who doesn't like money."

"The only thing between you and disaster is a good lawyer."

"I've seen the future, and it's lucrative."

"Better to ask forgiveness than permission."

"A man without a plan is a man with a problem."

"The key to success is knowing when to bend the rules."

"Life's too short to play it straight."

"I didn't invent the system, I just know how to work it."

"Fear is just another client in the waiting room."

"You want justice? I'll give you justice. You want a loophole? I'm your guy."

"Change is inevitable, so you might as well profit from it."

"The power of persuasion beats the power of the law."

"I believe in second chances - it's good for business."

"Patience is a virtue, but time is money."

"A good suit is the best investment you'll ever make."

"Dreams are just goals with better marketing."

"The best deals are the ones nobody sees coming."

"I don't believe in coincidences, I believe in opportunity."

"Every problem has a solution, and every solution has a price."