"Friendship is valuable, but a good retainer is invaluable."
Friendship
"The truth will set you free, but it'll cost you first."
Truth
"Death and taxes - and legal fees."
Death
"Creativity is just lying with style."
Creativity
"I'm not saying I'm the best lawyer in the world, but I'm definitely top five."
Humor
"Success isn't about winning, it's about not losing."
Success
"The biggest lies are the ones we tell ourselves."
Philosophy
"I've been knocked down more times than I can count, and I always get back up."
Perseverance
"Gratitude is good for the soul, but it doesn't pay rent."
Gratitude
"Knowledge is power, and power is money."
Knowledge
"Time flies when you're billing hours."
Time
"Family is complicated, like most of my cases."
Family
"The strongest defense is a good offense."
Strength
"I don't break the law, I just interpret it creatively."
Wisdom
"Peace is just a temporary ceasefire."
Peace
"Nature abhors a vacuum, and so do I - I fill it with billable hours."
Nature
"Art is subjective, like evidence."
Art
"Science says we're all made of atoms. I say we're all made of potential."
Science
"Music soothes the savage beast, but a good lawyer sets him free."
Music
"Faith in yourself is the first step to success."
Faith
"A leader doesn't follow rules, he rewrites them."
Leadership
"Work hard, play hard, bill even harder."
Work
"Dreams without a plan are just fantasies."
Dreams
"Humor is the best medicine, unless you need a real one - then call me."
Humor
"Beauty fades, but a good case file lasts forever."
Beauty
"Death is the only certainty, so make your mark while you can."
Death
"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a suit."
Perseverance
"I thank my clients for the opportunity to rob them."
Gratitude
"Creativity without execution is just conversation."
Creativity
"Justice is blind, but I'm not - I see every angle."
Justice