Saul Goodman

"Patience is a virtue I don't have time for."

"Kindness is great, but self-interest is better."

"Strength comes from knowing your weaknesses and exploiting theirs."

"Fear is just another tool in the toolbox."

"Power corrupts, but it also buys nice things."

"Money doesn't grow on trees, but it does grow in attorney fees."

"Health is wealth, but wealth is also wealth."

"Adventure is just another word for liability."

"Imagination is the only limit, but there's no limit to my imagination."

"Technology changes, but human nature never does."

"History repeats itself, and so do my arguments."

"Philosophy asks why, but I ask how much."

"Literature is fiction, but my case law is stranger than fiction."

"Politics is just law without the courtroom."

"War is politics by other means, and I prefer legal fees."

"Motivation is just incentive with better optics."

"Inspiration strikes when opportunity knocks."

"Relationships are built on trust, but I prefer contracts."

"Solitude is when I do my best thinking about how to bill you more."

"Life is a journey, make sure you have a good lawyer for the trip."

"Love makes you do crazy things - I just make sure you don't get caught."

"Wisdom is knowing what you don't know, and charging accordingly."

"Happiness is a successful verdict and a paid invoice."

"Success is measured in wins and billable hours."

"A true friend is someone who needs your legal services."

"Family is forever, just like your legal problems."

"Hope is the last thing to abandon a losing case - but I abandon it early."

"Courage is taking a case you know you can win."

"Change is the only constant, along with legal fees."

"Education doesn't guarantee success, but it gets you a better rate."