Saul Goodman

"The truth is negotiable if the price is right."

"Freedom isn't free - I'll send you the bill."

"I'm not just a lawyer, I'm a solution in a nice suit."

"I'm not a criminal lawyer, I'm a *criminal* lawyer."

"You can't help people by breaking the law. Well, actually you can, but it's illegal."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, but mine are always poisoned."

"The key to success is knowing which rules to break and which ones to follow."

"Love is great, but have you ever won a case on a technicality?"

"Money makes the world go 'round, and I make the money."

"Friendship is important, but a retainer agreement is better."

"Never trust anyone who doesn't want to make a deal."

"The truth is overrated. What matters is the narrative."

"Hope is what keeps innocent people in prison."

"I didn't claw my way up from nothing to follow the rules now."

"Family is everything, unless they're a witness against you."

"Courage is knowing when to fight and when to settle."

"Change is inevitable, but my hourly rate isn't."

"Education is important, but a good lawyer is priceless."

"Knowledge is power, but leverage is everything."

"Time is money, and I bill every minute."

"Freedom is just another word for reasonable bail."

"Peace is what you get when everyone agrees with your terms."

"Art is subjective, and so is the law if your lawyer is good enough."

"Science may be exact, but juries are not."

"Music to my ears? A client paying their bill on time."

"Faith is good, but evidence is better."

"A true leader knows how to work the system."

"Work hard, but work smart—and never work for free."

"Dreams are fine, but I prefer the ones that turn into billable hours."

"Why did the lawyer cross the road? Because there was a settlement on the other side."