Saul Goodman

"Death is permanent; criminal records can be expunged."

"Perseverance is what keeps you out of prison."

"Gratitude is paying your lawyer on time."

"Creativity is the mother of loopholes."

"Justice is whatever the jury believes."

"Patience is for people who can't afford action."

"Kindness gets you killed in court."

"Strength is knowing when to break the rules."

"Fear is the best motivator I know."

"Power is everything in law; ethics is negotiable."

"Money is the only truth I believe in."

"Health insurance doesn't cover stupidity."

"Adventure is just crimes you haven't been caught for yet."

"Imagination and perjury are closer than you think."

"Technology makes it harder to hide; lawyers make it irrelevant."

"History repeats itself, especially if you have a good lawyer."

"The philosophy of law is: win at any cost."

"In literature and law, it's all about the narrative."

"Politics is just organized crime with permits."

"War and the courtroom follow the same rules."

"Motivation is a court date you can't miss."

"Inspiration comes from knowing you can win."

"Relationships are contracts in disguise."

"Solitude is underrated when you're under indictment."

"The best things in life aren't free; they're tax-deductible."

"You think I'm some kind of criminal? I'm a lawyer. There's a difference."

"The key to a successful life is knowing which rules to break and when to break them."

"Better call Saul."

"Money isn't everything, but it sure makes life easier."

"In this world, you either adapt or you get left behind."