Saul Goodman

"Freedom comes to those who can afford a good lawyer."

"Peace is just a temporary armistice in the war of life."

"Art imitates life, but the law? The law imitates desperation."

"Knowledge is power, but money is better."

"Music to my ears: the cha-ching of a successful settlement."

"Faith is believing your lawyer knows what he's doing."

"A real leader knows when to follow the money."

"Work hard, play harder, bill constantly."

"Dreams don't come true; plea bargains do."

"Every problem is just an opportunity wearing a different suit."

"Beauty fades, but a good legal precedent lasts forever."

"Death and taxes are certain; getting out of trouble is negotiable."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a retainer agreement."

"Gratitude is what you feel when the jury votes not guilty."

"Creativity in the law is called 'finding loopholes.'"

"Justice delayed is justice I can keep billing for."

"Patience is a virtue I can't afford."

"Kindness is nice, but a signed contract is nicer."

"Real strength is knowing exactly who to threaten."

"Power corrupts, but it looks good in a tailored suit."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy reasonable doubt."

"Health is important, but not as important as winning."

"Adventure is what you find when you're running from the cops."

"Imagination is the difference between a misdemeanor and a felony."

"Technology makes it easier to document your crimes."

"History is written by the winners and their expensive lawyers."

"Philosophy is just expensive excuses for bad behavior."

"Literature? I prefer court transcripts."

"Politics and law are the same thing with different letterhead."

"War is just litigation with bigger weapons."